I'm weird, Do you want to be my friend?

It's like sex on toast mon ami

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lauradoestheastro:

Halloween? a playlist by lauracato.

This is Halloween - The Citizens of Halloween
Skeleton Song - Kate Nash
Monster - Kanye West
Walking with a Ghost - Tegan And Sara
Coffee - Aesop Rock
Death is Not a Parallel Move - of Montreal
Howlin’ for You - The Black Keys
Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf - Rob Cantor
Damn These Vampires - The Mountain Goats
I Put a Spell on You - Bette Midler
Midnight Memories - One Direction
Dead Leaves on the Dirty Ground - The White Stripes
Out of the Woods - Taylor Swift
Monster Mash - Bobby Pickett
Devil in a New Dress - Kanye West
Once Upon a Dream - Lana Del Rey
Werewolf Bar Mitzfah - Tracy Jordan


Paramore - Ignorance intro
                   Brick By Boring Brick

lauradoestheastro:

Halloween? a playlist by lauracato.

This is Halloween - The Citizens of Halloween

Skeleton Song - Kate Nash

Monster - Kanye West

Walking with a Ghost - Tegan And Sara

Coffee - Aesop Rock

Death is Not a Parallel Move - of Montreal

Howlin’ for You - The Black Keys

Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf - Rob Cantor

Damn These Vampires - The Mountain Goats

I Put a Spell on You - Bette Midler

Midnight Memories - One Direction

Dead Leaves on the Dirty Ground - The White Stripes

Out of the Woods - Taylor Swift

Monster Mash - Bobby Pickett

Devil in a New Dress - Kanye West

Once Upon a Dream - Lana Del Rey

Werewolf Bar Mitzfah - Tracy Jordan

Paramore - Ignorance intro

                   Brick By Boring Brick

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You know how when you get a new piece of clothing you just want to wear it all the time?
Well, it just got a little cold in my room - so instead of closing the window, I just put on my new coat 
I’m turning 23 next saturday and yet… adulthood has never seemed so far away

You know how when you get a new piece of clothing you just want to wear it all the time?

Well, it just got a little cold in my room - so instead of closing the window, I just put on my new coat 

I’m turning 23 next saturday and yet… adulthood has never seemed so far away

Filed under how to adult

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Someone calling a white person ‘wonder bread’ isn’t racist. It’s rude, but it’s not racist. Wonder bread as an offensive term has no weight, no meaning. It’s just something to push your buttons. Using the N-word is racist - it has meaning and weight and brings up a past that should’ve never happened. The comparison between rude and racist is like squares and rectangles - every square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square. Every racist comment you hear is rude, but not every rude comment you hear is racist.
from an in-class debate about white supremacy (via seehowtame)

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dakotaaaa:

My 9 year old brother started reading Harry Potter, and he asked me, so earnestly, “Were the Dursley’s mean to Harry when he was little?” I hadn’t thought much about it before, and he seemed so upset that I totally lied to that little kid. “NO! Of course they weren’t.” 
But then I couldn’t get young Harry out of my head. There must have been a time before he was resigned to their neglect that he wanted their affection.

There will never be a time when I am not absolutely broken up over this.

rowling:

dakotaaaa:

My 9 year old brother started reading Harry Potter, and he asked me, so earnestly, “Were the Dursley’s mean to Harry when he was little?” I hadn’t thought much about it before, and he seemed so upset that I totally lied to that little kid. “NO! Of course they weren’t.” 

But then I couldn’t get young Harry out of my head. There must have been a time before he was resigned to their neglect that he wanted their affection.

There will never be a time when I am not absolutely broken up over this.

(Source: daaakota.deviantart.com, via potteraddicted)

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fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

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