I'm weird, Do you want to be my friend?

It's like sex on toast mon ami

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bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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Buying a cute candle that smells like heaven and a candle holder thingy which is very cute is great - having a lighter to lit it would be better

Buying a cute candle that smells like heaven and a candle holder thingy which is very cute is great - having a lighter to lit it would be better

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